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As If I Even Know What I'm Doing Here..Let alone you..

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Colorful messages: Thick Cream in Hot Coffee

Yea-- so I decided I should do occasional posts on some of the most colorful, lively, humorous and entertaining messages I get. Also, people are always asking me what kind of messages I get. I'm constantly clearing out my mailbox and deleting these precious gems. Since this is not done in any sort of ill intention--I'll be keeping the senders anonymous. But how can I not share these lovely tidbits that these young (sometimes old ) men send me with the Okc community. Love it.


1. 29/M
Your profile grabbed my attention, backed it up against the wall and kept it there in a precarious position. I don't believe I've ever gotten off reading a profile before, so congrats there. I do enjoy morning sex though so maybe that helps explain it.

The black against white is yin and yang -- I think about it every day when I pour thick cream into hot coffee. I need coffee seven days a week -- can't function without it.
Are you finding success on here? I'd love to hear a story or two. Of course there are other things I'd love more, like finding that g-spot and tasting what flows from it.

2. 21/M
You could corrupt me all you like, I'm a virgin lol

3. 22/M
So you think you're fiesty eh? Good point, when it comes to being fiesty, and how else would somebody who ain't fiesty write a message like that? Lol. The skin color contrast you speak of is exactly what I have been telling people for years. Not in those exact words, but something along the lines of "I just get some freaknasty to come out of me when I watch a white dick, go into a black pussy. It's almost as if it's wrong. That shouldnt' be going into there. In olden days this would be out of the question." That's the freak in me talking. Let's put him away. I;d rather chit chat with you, you're profile got me a little randy, and it came out in this message too easily. Lol. I know exactly who Vanessa Del Rio is. Ain't gonna lie though. You got curves and everything like 495, but it freaks me out when there ain't no face pic. You go crazy for white men, or at least you boast so on the profile. Wouldn't that just make me another blip on the radar. I'll bet I'm on a whole different type of white dude you met before though.

4. 25/M
I just wanted to say hello because your profile cracked me up and you seem to love swirling even more than I do!

Anyway, just wanted to let you know your profile is hilarious.

5. 27/MGeorge Clinton is in town next week. Going to go and shake your ass?

It's going to be my annual white guy dance party.

What to aspire NOT to be...

a Basic Bitch-- as my friend NC-17 reiterates over and over again..... do not bask in basicness, alright?

Kreasyshawn has it down pact--




These are some bad ass white girls--nothing but respect. Love this song.