Colorful messages: Thick Cream in Hot Coffee

Yea-- so I decided I should do occasional posts on some of the most colorful, lively, humorous and entertaining messages I get. Also, people are always asking me what kind of messages I get. I'm constantly clearing out my mailbox and deleting these precious gems. Since this is not done in any sort of ill intention--I'll be keeping the senders anonymous. But how can I not share these lovely tidbits that these young (sometimes old ) men send me with the Okc community. Love it.


1. 29/M
Your profile grabbed my attention, backed it up against the wall and kept it there in a precarious position. I don't believe I've ever gotten off reading a profile before, so congrats there. I do enjoy morning sex though so maybe that helps explain it.

The black against white is yin and yang -- I think about it every day when I pour thick cream into hot coffee. I need coffee seven days a week -- can't function without it.
Are you finding success on here? I'd love to hear a story or two. Of course there are other things I'd love more, like finding that g-spot and tasting what flows from it.

2. 21/M
You could corrupt me all you like, I'm a virgin lol

3. 22/M
So you think you're fiesty eh? Good point, when it comes to being fiesty, and how else would somebody who ain't fiesty write a message like that? Lol. The skin color contrast you speak of is exactly what I have been telling people for years. Not in those exact words, but something along the lines of "I just get some freaknasty to come out of me when I watch a white dick, go into a black pussy. It's almost as if it's wrong. That shouldnt' be going into there. In olden days this would be out of the question." That's the freak in me talking. Let's put him away. I;d rather chit chat with you, you're profile got me a little randy, and it came out in this message too easily. Lol. I know exactly who Vanessa Del Rio is. Ain't gonna lie though. You got curves and everything like 495, but it freaks me out when there ain't no face pic. You go crazy for white men, or at least you boast so on the profile. Wouldn't that just make me another blip on the radar. I'll bet I'm on a whole different type of white dude you met before though.

4. 25/M
I just wanted to say hello because your profile cracked me up and you seem to love swirling even more than I do!

Anyway, just wanted to let you know your profile is hilarious.

5. 27/MGeorge Clinton is in town next week. Going to go and shake your ass?

It's going to be my annual white guy dance party.

What to aspire NOT to be...

a Basic Bitch-- as my friend NC-17 reiterates over and over again..... do not bask in basicness, alright?

Kreasyshawn has it down pact--

These are some bad ass white girls--nothing but respect. Love this song.

OkCupid: Indie music & suck my p*ssy for a porkchop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e0bKxSkfA8

Yes, those are some actually lyrics...well not the Indie music--but the "Suck my pussy for a porkchop"--and I put that out there to address all the music haterz of our generation AND those who seem to think it's a race to list all the damn indie bands you know on your OKC profile to score you the most cool points. Let me ask this....who is gonna give a fuck?

*ahhmm* but for now let me get  to this music elitism shit...

Many times I've encountered individual who will actually talk about some music and artists and get MAD. I'm not talking about annoyed, I'm talking about PISSED off mad. They are mad that certain artists..like Soulja Boy and Wocka Flocka..get airtime and are famous and making $$$. They many times say things like 'it ain't real music' or 'hip-hop is dead'-- wahh wahh wahh cry me a river and shut the front door..the dinosaurs are dead also, AND what?  The point is, it doesn't matter.  No ..wait..scratch that.. the POINT is.. one can argue it IS real music, just like if you and your mama tried to make some music..and just because it's not like the music of before doesn't mean it's not REAL. YES it is some ignunt booty shakin' like a salt-shaker type music. BUT THERE are times in one's life where ONE NEEDS that type of music. When I'm on the dance floor trying to back my ILL NANA up onto some stick, you think I'm trying to listen to some socially/politically/philosophically conscious rhymes and lyrics. Can you guess the answer? Oh? No? You can't ---well, let me tell you. Hell.To.The. Nah. I'm over there in a mood that's saying "Suck my p*ssy for a pork chop..I need the dicky dicky dicky dicky.." or " I gotta shake on that stick, shake on that stick, bounce on that stick..." and etc.

YES! YES it IS ratchet, but everybody has their day or the day will come when they are in RATCHET moods. So if there are some music artist who cater to THAT particular mood, they are NO less an artist and it is NO less music. We have artists that cater to EVERY mood and emotion--heartbreak, love, depression, confusion, joy, happiness, etc.--but when it comes to horniness and gettin' buck and jumping on that monkey... or celebrating a big ol' ass-- we want to downplay? Give credit where credit is due ya'll.

Now you OkC smuts who like to list all these random ass indie bands who have names that look like 3rd grader's sentences...just stop listing them..just stop......s.t.o.p.

I know and bet you think you look cool as hell trying to name as many random obscure bands that you can... but it's wack. I bet half of you all made some of their names up too...just so you could look cool. I bet some of you all pulled them from other profiles and figured since you never heard of them....they are probably cool...and then it'll make you look cool and badass....since you found yet another obscure indie band.
And let's not forget your demonizing of the mainstream sell-out motherfuckas who have abandoned their indie roots. Yes, it is YOUR calling to CALL them out on Okcupid for their betraying action of saying YES to a big ass check. Those motherfuckin' traitors *Shakin' my head*. I don't know, maybe it's a culturally white thing or probably a subset of what hipsters do..but I'm just telling you--I'm not checking for your Indie band list, white boys. I'm just not.  I'm also not going to front like I am either--because that's wack. Sure there's probably some black girls that got that indie shit going on too..but they can kick rocks. And of course there's those that'll pretend they know who the hell those bands are...but then again, if you can't WIKI them then.... in my opinion, they ain't all that hot.

But you know what you all can do....you can suck my p*ssy fo' a pork chop! I said suck my p*ssy fo' a porkchop! Why yo dick so small? Because a b*tch gave you blue balls! Where the big d*cks at? Where the big d*cks at? Where dey at, where dey at, where dey at? It must be the money cuz it ain't yo d*ck! Oops...oops  there's some hair in your teeth, b*tch.
Ahhh yes, bask in the ignuncia a la ratchetness....

This was too funny to write.
That is all,
Ninony.

How sick is this? So the white man saves everyone pt. 2

This idiot responded with a white supremacist on a soap box response--that I just almost had a heart attack over---and for that reason, I must bow out of this debate because it's going to kill me.I can't reason with morons.  It's sad..really sad. There's just too DAMN much to respond to here that I'm just going to hand it over to the newstation/radio station.  Was it 2011 last time I checked? Anyway, this is just for you all's entertainment so you can check out some of the humans who you still share the same breathing air with.
Yea so if you all had not been following: This guy who's this pompous smug asshole just tried to dictate to me how the white man has improved the world enormously..and if it had not been for them the whole world would have been in chaos.

oh they helped them alright....

I almost had a heartattack. I HOPE most people out there don't think like this..

I would LOVE to discuss the reality of your comment at the end of this note.

Lets talk about the NATIVES and INDIGENOUS PEOPLES white men brought to CIVLIZATION.

1) Indigenous and Native peoples in recorded history have treated Women as second class citizen, dogs one might say, compared to their WHITE counterparts in the CIVILIZED World. Now women have always been treated sub par to men, even now, but the societies of natives/indigenous peopls COMPARED to the whites of their time ALWAYS treated their women LESS EQUALLY than the WHITES. NAME A PEOPLE AND A TIME and tell me when whites treated women worse? never happened, we actually ALLOW women to be EDUCATED, OWN PROPERTY, have inheritence. At any point in time, PRIMITIVE cultures like the native americans, incas, aztecs, AFRICAN TRIBES, ALL treated their women FAR INFERIOR to whites in terms of BASIC RIGHTS/QUALITY of living. In fact, it is STILL SEEN TODAY in muslim, african, chinese and native american cultures, where the women are SHUNNED and looked as MUCH LESS valuable than a man. Whites brought better chances of equality to women DONE.

2.) Lets talk about Africa. After the African Tribes sold their own people into slavery (this is what happened 95% of the time, whites didnt just go over with some big net and capture them) Africans went through slavery and inequality times over several years for what? Hmm.. The average african american lives at a FAR SUPERIOR standard of living than the average african. Why the hell is that? Africans that were ENSLAVED YEARS LATER somehow LIVING MUCH BETTER than the AFRICAN FREE MEN in AFRICA they were SOLD BY? I guess living with white people harmed the africans more huh? What about all the countries that kicked out their leadership that was white? Why is the northern part of africa have less poverty rates, better economy, education, etc than countries in middle sound east and west africa?

3) Why is it that the Indian(Asia) Culture (conquered by Whites), Chinese People (brought to power by Russians who supported communism), Japanese (conquered by whites), Mexicans/SouthAmericans (counquered by Europeans) , how the hell are all these RACES here in the USA, came here GENERATIONS AFTER BLACKS gained equal rights, doing far superior than the blacks in 1) Education 2) Standard of Living/Prosperity 3) Incarciration Rate 4) Health (Low STD Rate) 5) Less Single mothers who get abandoned by their fathers..... Is it because the "black" culture is INFERIOR to that of these other NON WHITE cultures? do these cultures THRIVE the WHITE MANS world after 1 Generation? Gee, White people do provide opportunity. (we are still 65% of the total population and started this USA you live in)

4.) Africa and Native Americans before Europeans,witness Thousands killed by HUMAN SACRIFICE, including that where the heart is cut out of the person alive, HUNDREDS of warring tribes fighting with each other. 1) No Education System 2) No Governing Structure to promote a Society 3) Lower Life Span 4) CONSOLIDATED LEGAL SYSTEM 5) I can go on here

Africa and Native Americans after Europeans 1) Longer Life Span 2) Structured Government 3) Society Structure that promoted INCREASED equality for opportunities amongst different classes of people, women, etc.

The cultures that still exist today, that are indigenous and "native" all treat women like second class citizens, these are non-little westernized cultures like Muslim nations, Africans, Primitive Asian Cultures

You are a complete moron and not even in the same LEAGUE as me to talk historical analysis, I completely DESTROYED your analysis of the white man HELPING PEOPLE. I just laid it all out. They did help people, the facts are there, the results are there, In every single case, the sacrifices the culture made initially were benefited from GENERATIONS into the future and the consequence was a HUGE BENEFIT To their culture for centuries to come.
Do blacks go back to try to be in old african culture? IF what the white man conquered was still tight, blacks and other races that hace cultures/traditions still remaining, would flock back, but thats not the case. They EMBRACE our culture of EQUALITY.

Look at EVERY SINGLE Culture left remaining untouched in the wilderness or practicing non western ways and you will see women treated like ANIMALS. When you do a race to race comparison over the last few hundreds of years, women in WHITE societies consistently have more rights on the average than women in primitive NON WHITE societies.


This is what you said..... "with a complete disregard for their ways, practices and standards." Answer : You GOD DAMN right he made them treat women with more equality, put a structured goernance, structured legal system, and structured EDUCATION SYSTEM SO PEOPLE CAN HAVE MORE KNOWLEDGE>>>MUCH BENIFIT !!!!! HELOOOOOOOOO

WHITES BROUGHT ORDER TO CHAOS> POST THAT !!! DARE YA.. you got DOMINATED.
Historically white men thought it their duty to "help" natives and indigenous peoples, thinking that they were civilizing them and showing them THE WAY. Nope, you could not tell them any different, they KNEW they were right. Did these peoples ask for their help? No. But by God the White men knew what they were doing and were hell bent pressed on "helping them" with a complete disregard for their ways, practices and standards.

---- how sick is all of this?
If you care to write--here's his profile.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ExecDecision

Excuse me, why do YOU care? Don't 'help' me. Pt. 1

***This is a like 4 part series of some ignorant asshole I encountered.. This could be excellent material for some like anti-racist academia seminar lol..***

So I received an actual annoying message from someone who thought they'd 'help' me. In all my stubborness and vanity, believe me-- I know when someone is genuinely trying to help me and when they are not.. in real life that is. Via the internet--there is no room for just 'helping' random cyber strangers on your journey to clicking the 'matches' icon-- it just doesn't happen. Therefore, there's no just 'randomly' helping people out on OkCupid- it's is some damn concerted effort, alright? Meaning, when I get messages from people who claim they are trying to 'help' me for my profile....that shit goes in one eyeball and out the other..because it's bullshit.

It is the internet-- if I want/need help-- I know how to ASK for it. I know how to write, motherfuckas. I know what the hell google is. I know I can 'google- how to get a man' and come up with 7 million + results and I'll take cues from ONE of them. Ok? This also means, unrequested/unsolicited 'help' is NOT help in my eyes. It's you being an annoying fuck. Did I ask you? No--no..wait--- did I ASK you for your help-- ? No, I didn't. So what the fuck are you doing and WHY the hell do you care?

When I wrote this profile, it's not like I sat there CLUELESS on what to write. I wrote what I wrote ON PURPOSE, and, unlike most people who write-- I knew why I was writing what I wrote and an idea of who'd it appeal to. I clearly state that it has different layers. Now, on one layer those with the simple un-evolved Neanderthal mind will see it as "hmmm Ms. Ebony Hornball took to writing some hot ass words", BUT the ones who get past that first layer will see that "Ah...LOL... my oh my, this chick is FUNNY...and she knows shock value...and she has wit...what a crisp writer given the content she used". You see, it's the smart/ perceptive person who realizes it's the content + form--- and not just the content.  They realize that the profile is just a soundboard for a creative humorous person, and NOT necessarily THE person. Get this-- it's someone who REALIZES that it's a literal profile, meaning one snap/side shot of you where you can spit some of the BEST of what you got via FORM. [ Definition of Profile: Represent in outline from one side] The content is the boring shit you talk about WHEN in person on your 'date'. THOSE are the people I'm checking for.  THOSE are the people who mostly write me--and I love it. So guess what? Mission accomplished, bitches.

Now, here is the example of the annoying message I got. Sometimes I write people wanting to be genuine friends. Such was the case here. I wrote a guy saying, "Friends!" or something to that sort, and then he came back saying, " Oh I see your popular..I saw all the awards." I was then like, " Oh, and is that a bad thing lol" and then he was like, " Yea, I'm not feeling them." Then I was like, " Oh well why even respond back." and then he goes, " Well I'm a polite guy and blah blah." Ok- End of convo. or so I thought...

He then comes back with some holier than thou message on how I should maximize my efficiency and quality hunt saying:

Just wanted to let you know, it deters quality guys when you do have so many gifts if you message them because

1) They check you out, hide the face, but most importantly
2) They ask themselves, how many other guys did she message to try to break the ice with? at a minimum the number of awards you have and the maximum would be who knows.

but can we discuss someone not 'liking' you because of your awards? Yes I'm a total slutwhorebitch loser for receiving a quote, (2) Brilliant Profile award, (1) Makes Me Laugh award, (1) Smarter than Average award, (2) Friends in Real Life award, (1) Shroud of Mystery Award, (1) Eye Candy award, and (1), Perfect mix award. I'm rolling in the awards ya'll...  So he was sitting there judging moi based on the awards I got--Mind you half of them are from girls who I'm friends with...yea. exactly.

Which I then reply:

WOW, I'm so glad you are such an excellent online profile analyst. What would I do without your years of experience.
Buddy, you are the only person who sat there and even gave a whoot about those awards. Speaking of which, half of them are from girls.
Anyways, makes a great topic for the journal.
wait, secondly-why do you even care. And don't say you don't-- because you messaged me about it.

He then comes back with a (note, I left spelling errors and all):

I dont gain anything from helping people, I just help people, its in my nature. And hey, no problem I am just a nice guy. ITs not the years of experience actually, I have been lucky to be a successful businessman in my youth, as well as who attends a prestigious business academic program, and I know successful males that have their pick of women, and our discussions include how we effeciently use the online methods finding potential dates as well as we effeciently meet women in person whom we see as potential dates. Usually successful, attractive men have a similar thought process and "not wasting our time" is one of our common tendancies. seeing that you were seeking quality men I thought I would give you some pointers. You didnt know men as I know them, as I dont know women as you know them, therefore I knew this would help. Good luck out there!

To which I so eloquently reply:

1. Success is relative.
2. Help is relative in this case also--I did not ask for your 'help'--nor what you are telling me is 'help' either.
3. You honestly cannot speak for 'successful, attractive men' because refer to #1 and let us add that attractive is also relative.
4. What you did not like, 8 x more other males did. Hence why I have a 'red' dot and actual CEOs and OTHER successful businessmen asking me out.
5. I'm not interested in someone who trips over something so trivial as 'awards' on a dating site. I am interested in the people who message/respond to me commending my profile for its humor, wit, and shock value-- which was the entire point. If it just so happened to go above and beyond your head, I suppose that's your problem and not mine.
6. Don't offer people 'help' who never asked for it. You see, if no one asks for it-- as a successful business man, you ought to know that it's a form of 'wasting your time'--and you don't want to do that now, do you? This is clearly not efficient in any sort of way.
*P.S.-- I'm seriously questioning whether you figured out my first initial response was sarcasm or not...

C'mon Son. He should have NOT gone there with me. Does he know me? Fuck no. Do you truly know anyone on this site just based on their profile. Hell. To. The. No. (unless you know them in real life). So what makes YOU think you have some expertise/Authority to offer unsolicited help? No. Just no. And that's why you look like a jackass in the end.

BUT HEY-- if you all are looking for a QUALITY man who's self-righteousness and hypocritical piousness is so pungent that it spills over the okCupid waves..here's his profile:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ExecDecision

His name is Jake, he's 22...and he's new to this internet thing....perhaps he needs to fall off his high horse and crack a skull open.

Excuse me while I go finish choking from his smug fumes.

OKC Journal: Sometimes...

Sometimes I just want to tell you men, "Shut the F*ck up and let me ride your d*ck"


That is all.


Ha.

OKC Journal: Let me tell you who is WACK-->

These type of people are wack:

The ones who get on their profiles and say they are ashamed to have an okc profile, 'new' to this online dating thing, feel weird being online, 'not willing to meet someone offline', and all things under the sun pertaining to this...

You all are some Bonafide D*ck Dabblin' Bullshitttters. Grow a pair, Man up, and own up--ok?

If you truly feel that way, you DO know there is a "delete profile" option, right?

Anyway, when I read those type of profiles... I'm like..uhhhhh you know you don't have to be here-- and since you are--you ought to not shy away from it or front and act like "this is new for you" or "I'm embarrassed to be here." I'm sorry. That mess is not cute. At all.

Don't contact me if you are are one of those sorry individuals who fuels/adds to  that unnecessary  stigma of  online dating/socializing of. Hmmmmm I'm not feeling it. Not feeling it.

Point Blank: Nothing is wrong with meeting people via the internet. You should not be ashamed. You should never look at it as a last option. Remember-- there is no right or wrong way to meet people. Take moi for example-- I'm JUST as social offline as online. I get equally buck on here as I do on the streets.

That is all, class.

P.S. If some of you mofos are going to refer to me not showing my face and equate it to being ashamed-- I advise you to read an earlier journal post, ok? So check yourself before you wreck yourself.

OKC Journal: I was seduced by a little man

Tall women, Short men.
I was seduced by a little man. When  I say little, I mean he was 5'4 and petite. How'd it happen? I do not know. Short men compensate in personality is what I speculate. I am still amazed and in shock.
That is all.

Ninony.

OKC Journal: Where is my Face?

*** I may have forgotten to tell you all, but I keep my face hidden on this profile*****

I keep getting messages regarding my face, and understandably so.
This is the deal, sweethearts : )
Presumably, you all like how straightforward I am and honest in my profile, right? I know I LIKE it, that's for sure. The trade off of me telling you what, who, and how I like it is me not showing my face for everyone to see. You get it? Good : )
Now, if you wanted some boring BS that you see in other people's profiles talking about the shit they 'like'---but really don't like or care about, and how they are so 'liberal' and hobbies (*cough*bullshit*cough*)--then YES, you get to see all of my glorious my face.
Until then, noooooo.
Upon talking to you and liking you, yes. You'll know when I ask for your email ; ) It's not that hard either.

OKC Journal: My face. My Honesty. My fine ass long legs.

I keep getting messages regarding my face, and understandably so.
This is the deal, sweethearts : )

Presumably, you all like how straightforward I am and honest in my profile, right? I know I LIKE it, that's for sure. The trade off of me telling you what, who, and how I like it is me not showing my face for everyone to see. You get it? Good : )

Now, if you wanted some boring BS that you see in other people's profiles talking about the shit they 'like'---but really don't like or care about, and how they are so 'liberal' and hobbies (*cough*bullshit*cough*)--then YES, you get to see all my face.

Rarely are females (or males) ever really really upfront about what they really want and how they are, on OKc that is. Most likely-- their profiles are conventionally generic in order to give off that 'wholesome, intelligent and respectable vibe' with the mindset that if I or the man talks about sex--he's not into me nor will he ever see 'me' beyond that. I mean, sadly, it's true. If men weren't so judgmental of women and their sexuality when it came to dating them--more women would be open about it. Instead, in order to appear 'date-able' or  seen as viable dating partners, we have to bend the truth about partner count, freakiness, and being frigid. Of course, that's for those women who truly are "sexually liberated". We have on the other hand these women who really are.... frigid...and have low libidos... and they are at the advantage for excelling in a conventional dating world and being courted. Why? This is why:

Those girls can sit there and not think about sex every 7 seconds. They can sit there and resist their urges not to act it out on said date. They can live their lives for a good year without having sex. They can be seen as 'good women' EASILY.

I say "to thine ownself be true"-- or well, I ripped it from someone. So, standard dating or how young ladies are taught is- the man is supposed to pursue you, then he is the one who ask you out on date. Good so far, eh? Nah.

Then once you go on that date, the LAST thing you are supposed to talk about is desire and sex, because that's not what ladies and 'wifey material do'-- and well damn, if you do either

A. He's thinking damn she's down to f*ck, let me see if I can get it in.

B. You look like a 'heaux' --from conventional standpoints.

C. You may get one or two more dates tops if you don't let him get at it the very first time.

My problem is if I like someone/strongly attracted, I have a need to get my coitus on with them, pointblank. I HATE-- and do you read me when I say H-A-T-E to have to sit there, ignore my libido, and RESIST doing that while sitting across from you at a dinner table. Why should I be seen as less than thou if I physically desire you, regardless of a first date or not knowing you as long? If anything, someone should be flattered. Given that I'm like that and I rather follow my strong uncontrollable feeling, I rather find someone who thinks or feels the exact same way I do, and not see that as a flaw.

I don't think I'm coming across clear and I'll work on that--but it's like this:

If I'm a freak (sexually open-minded) then I know I better find an equally minded freak (sexually open-minded).

I am better OFF finding a similar minded person because it makes for greater compatibility. I don't want to hide my 'true' self for the sake of losing a man's respect or prospects for being seen as a viable dating partner. Who am I kidding abstaining from censoring my like of freek-a-leek sex for the sake of being seen as a 'good girl'? I'm only seriously suppressing myself and that's not so cool. Shit, it's not cool for you all either, because you wouldn't get a taste of this juicyness, right?

So I decide to tell it like it is. Just tell it. Hit em' with that honesty. And you know what? I get great results as my return. I'm not playing myself. I do not belong with you if you sit there and judge women for exercising their right to sexually express themselves and indulge in pleasure. Nor do you belong with me if all you see is 'sex' and think that's the all encompassing factor of my life.. you know-- I do have other hobbies, thoughts and crap lol..

Anyway, I've gone on for too long and I'll continue in another post...
But just know the bible says you GOT to be 'equally yoked'--- so,
I'm a freak, you are a freak, let's be freaks together in harmony.

Ahh.. it's ...it's... ALIVE. Okcupid Black Woman Test Pt. 2

Well, as you read the last post you'd see that profile was....whooo... it was something else. The response was overwhelming...in fact SO overwhelming and QUITE interesting that I decided to keep a journal on the site. As of now, they phased out the journal option and as a result I'm not transferring the journal posts INSPIRED by that experience onto this blog. And ya'll KNOW it's juicy.

So people somehow think I really was running some type of formal social experiment.... this was definitely an amateur type one that I simply kept mental notes of it.... ..not field notes. So you can ask me my 'results' but please know and understand I will not have some typed up 100+ page report of it.

This IS what's funny about the whole situation though... and yet the complex part in explaining. I AM the profile, that profile IS me, but it was supposed to simply be like a window shopper version of me for other people--- as in they were windowshopping and I was in the window as an unattainable-out-of-reach item. I wasn't expecting to really go out on dates or assume the personality so strongly of that profile..but somehow in the process, I merged strongly with the profile and it began to become r.e.a.l-- as in I actually started meeting people off that site.  Part of it was cathartic because that's REALLY how I am, and if someone can see that and accept it-- all the better. I'm not going to hide it and if they ain't down with it--then they aren't for me.  Yet, it really made me think about what I studied and the whole process of qualitative research and how you don't produce some separate product when you research (as in nothing can be produced objectively), but rather it is a mix between your subject and you---and it must be noted. It is your experience + the one you attempted to document-- it creates something new... and then it's .....alive.ALIVE I tell you.  Weird, right? I know...

Anyway, look forward to the journal posts.

Ninon's Super Sweet Bag a Vanilla Dude Profile... Right. OkCupid Black Woman Test. Pt 1.

The E-Jive Turkey Search:
So as you know, I love playing online..kinda.. I have this profile that I made on Okcupid and at first it was a straight up experimental one in which I figured I'd reveal the raw shea butter self of "Ninon"--which I then called 'Ninony'--- it was in part challenge and defiance to an OKCtrend blog that claimed your race affects your messages. So of course it was totally another standard "shit on the black woman" type post in which it said Black women get replied to the least.. No one writes to Black women..  

So of course I wanted to counter that and see exactly what kind of profile would have the OPPOSITE results. Which ones would be absolute bait for the men of okCupid... Let's see.... Black female..on a site mostly for white people... tell me what type of shit will  attract the main demographic group of males (White men) to MY profile or a black woman's profile. What mess will attract them like bees to honey? Oh, Bingo! One that shows me fogging their balls! Duh. So I had to put it to the test... well, and this is what I came up with: (One should note I have two other profiles on there in which one is my 'boring' regular/conventional self-- and another is a quasi white girl)



My Self Summary:
* Do NOT let that dot in the right corner discourage you-- I'm just taking my sweet time writing you sweethearts back AND mmk, I get messages that say people are intimidated by this profile--people..it's the internet..this is the last place to be scared (of a profile), just send me a message-what do you have to lose?*

Bonjour... mmm gitchi gitchi ya ya da da
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
I'm sure you know what it means.
Not to be vain, but I have a doll/baby face and a nice pair of knockers with a side order of some long legs coated all over with brown sugar. I am pretty much an amazon. Ask me why.
Want to know more, ask *smile*

*if you want my picture, you may ask me and we'll see if I give it to you-no guarantee. Hint though: I'm not just giving you my picture if you msg me asking for it before engaging in conversation with me*

AND I encourage you to IM and read the rest of this profile-- Yea.. and some of you won't be able to handle it.

I've been told that some people can't see my journal and that answers a lot of questions you all will have so HERE:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Ninony/journal

Note: I'm on here to swirl it up with those who are curioussss about THIS Black woman (not Black WOMEN). So you should know that I love some white men mmmmm.. they are my preference! lol

NOW- with that said, don't come at me with some racial mess about 'black women are like this... do this.. or that.. or f*ck better or suck d*ck better' WTF ever. Don't generalize all Black women- because you don't know NOR does any race have a monopoly on good sex and f*cking. But what you DO know--or can find out is how good and amazing THIS specific Black woman is : D .... in CERTAIN contexts that is.

Other than that-- I'm a pretty decent gal. I like to converse with different types of people, learn about the world. explore my life to the fullest and push boundaries.. I think there's a little substance to me yet..

You will soon realize I'm very sarcastic, humorous, funny, love to make jokes, get you confused, and leave you wondering..

Please know that I am cock-y BUT in a nice cute way...I really am sweet : )

What I'm doing with my life:
Actually this sums up what I'm doing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_vwQN6ntQw

Trying to get in where I fit in.
Watching every episode of South Park for the 3rd time.
Various things though-- like any productive or non-productive individual.
I'm trying to dispel the notion that it's a shame that youth is wasted on the young. I tell you, I'm going to utilize mine to the fullest extent... by making you break a sweat (mentally, emotionally..and if you are lucky physically).
I'm done studying in that well known black hole of academia-- you know, the one where many go in, and few come out. : O

Ok ok ok, here's the substance part-- you can ask me what I studied and researched to prove to you all I'm preparing for you pretentious bastards in DC.*Who, according to OKC, all are 'fun-loving Caucasian yuppie people who just moved to the area and are pursuing their masters while working for govt/non-profit/ insert other standard DC bullsh*t career/NGO field, all while loving to travel--and OF COURSE sharing their favorite Indie bands while they tell you their favorite street to hang out on in DC while eating their beloved favorite 'ethnic food' * Yes I will join your ranks.

I study Arabic, peasants:
اصاي من ال سودان من قبيلة البلانتا. انا طالبة في جاميعة ماري واشنطن حيتت ادرس الخغرفية ؤ الشؤان الدؤلية. انا اسافر إلئ الشرق الاسط.ما بعرف ما اقؤل......اكتبني من فضلك!

Yes yes yes! I'm back home! : D Who wants to be my friend? : P

I'm Really Good At
Doing you probably. No, really. I probably am. You are probably going to love it.
That probably means.. interracial sex and seducing you.
Making you love all o' this AND some ; P
Talking and holding conversations
Living sporadically and being eccentric
Relating to people.
Loosening tight asses up (figuratively, not literally..)...I know some of you FREAKS got excited there..lol
Getting you to dance sober.
Mocha Chocolata Ya Ya
Finding stray kittens and puppies.
Finding great dance spots and random adventures.
Intimidating people, well men in particular probably.
Surprisingly, cooking, but not baking.
Laughing and meeting people..and telling it like it is. Let me bring it.
Being a Girly Girl G.I. Jane.
Bitch, I'm an ENTP! Haven't you heard??

The First Things People Notice About Me:
Chest, Height, "mistaken- Ethiopian-ess" and that I don't give a fuck about _________. Or that I'm just too opinionated.
But I do have to listen to my mama and daddy (that's right, my father IS in the picture-stereotypes debunked...so behave).

Favorite Books, Movies, Shows, Music, and Food:
Food: All--except raw tomatoes
Movies: All--except sad tragedy types
Music: All except country- I love live music though-- it sets the mood and gets me going. A great way to meet people too.
Books: Yes- I like to read. Read Power by Gelb, and "Ninony's Guide to Pleasing Her", "Ninony's Guide to Cultivating Brown Sugar", "Ninony's Manual to Looking Fly and Sexy"-- yes I authored those.
No, I really didn't. That's sad that I have to put I didn't really write those books.

6 Things I could Never Do Without
*Good* Interracial Sex. You know, the way Lana from Archer likes it--"You know you have to be punished—so what you are going to do is walk into our video store and buy the nastiest barebackinest hard dickinest ball slappiest INTERRACIAL porno in there"-- Yep, I like it too... : D
Idiots
Porn studies.... Have to be honest
Ipod
My Camera
Eye liner and Red lipstick

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where to get my bras, Who potentially finds me attractive, flirting, Ceviche, Long Island Ice Teas, White guys, Tall women, Thick women. World domination, leather boots, scarves, squirting (female orgasms), dark chocolate, the island of Domenica, Why old men waste their time with me, Vida Valentine (Yes!), Eschatology, Greek mythology, and etymology, Who wants to take me to the Macombo lounge aka strip clubs? Why grown ass men are still taking pictures throwing up 'peace signs'--just stop. WHY Pinky XXX is quitting the business (WTH are we going to do now..there will be a BIG GAP to fill for THAT ass), Big/Tall men that ONLY like PETITE girls (disgusting), How I'm totally unconventionally beautiful. Does that need explaining? Because I will school you, if necessary.

How the men of today aren't like the men of yester-day.

Why people list "existentialism" to sound smart--because if they really cared about it they wouldn't list it, Why I'm such a great cow-girl, My curly hair, How I'm so darned cute, Moussaka, The Double Bass, U street, WHY every man on here is 5'8/ and then how the 6ft ones are off by 2 inches in the NEGATIVE direction. Don't get me wrong, nothing is wrong with 5'8 and above.

Why all the folks at "Plentyoffish" look like genuine inbreds and are from the country. Something is off with their picture uploader big time--or they are all simply missing a chromosome.

Damn, I hate these "liberals" and "gentrifiers" on OKC, they are the new 5.0 version of Bull-Shiddity.

On a Typical Friday Night I Am:
On the prowl :D
Trying to catch up with You!
Backing my derriere on your... oh wait, that's too freak nasty..
-- actually, I'm most likely running with friends or watching IFC or Wetv.. I know..
What can I say?

The Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit
My female G-spot works. Like a firehose.

I think George Clinton is my Godfather. Have you heard of the new thing called Plush Funk? It's smashing darling, SMASHING..simply smashing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBP5FuPHC4M

Vanessa Del Rio called me "mami chula" and some other things. Do you all know her?

I want to probably 'turn you out' into a freak. For those who don't know that phrase google it.

I want to get you addicted to Brown sugar and curves ; P
I'm a Black luscious woman and I like White men.
I like White men that like/ are attracted to Black women and aren't ashamed of it (meaning they don't care if their 'bros' know).
I have an unhealthy sexual appetite for White men and can't get enough of them and their packages.. mhm, and I'm so so so serious--and yes, MY friends know.
You know why? You really want to know why? If you never seen how the skin color contrasts against each other on contact-- then you won't get it.
and.....
This is a faux heaux 'freakum' profile, if you haven't gotten that.
*** The content of this profile is to make you laugh and entertain you..and AGAIN, I am real***

SO-- if you actually know me or know who this is, I GUESS you can send me a message scolding my behind..

And I fudged the age in my stats to throw people (ok, ok, my FRIENDS off) SO you should subtract 3 years from my age--

You should message me if: 
You realized this profile has many layers to it; and you are one of the insightful ones that got past the first/surface layer.

You are a White man down with the swirl aka down with the brown. I lust for White Men, what can I say. And if you have a story or concern/question dealing with Black women : D

You want to meet a fly ENTP female.

I like other men too, but I want to use this profile for white men.

You clearly aren't afraid of a girl with a strong drive for what she wants and chooses to ignore subtlety and gets straight to the point. I'm pretty strong minded and if you want to talk and debate, right here!

Right now I have a penchant for young coming of age white youth with mid-high experience, lawyers, jocks/athletes, IT guys and your ultra political tools ..OK- I won't even lie anymore, bros, lax guys, preps..yep preps, and the Republicans that encompass them-- I want to corrupt and ravishhhhhh you..if you aren't already f.r.e.a.k.s! Come message me! (take this lightly)

You are attractive (as in kinda hot or more with a good build), like curves (when I say curves, I mean more like hourglass figure, hips, small waist, thighs and boobs because don't expect a huge ass here), the 'ebony-ness' and pleaseeee don't bother if you are literally over 34 --unless you are a SUPER hot DILF.

You believe my profile is for real for one, and YES it is real, or rather *I* am real lol.. but.know that I say these things in good humor!

Furthermore--- fun, energetic, and humorous. I'm a clever one myself, so I'd like to see the same.. and let me just admit I'm fiesty ...if I weren't I couldn't have written this profile Yep.... so let's hang out and be friends!



Alrighty-- that was the profile.. I'll continue this post.. the scary thing is.. my profile then became REAL.

Ninony's Edict #2-- STRONG preference?

**** I used to have a problem with people messaging me that would have the following as an answer to a question****

We answer questions--and people can see them. We are given a chance to explain the answers to these questions. With all that said, I reserve the right to judge (and I only) based on your answers.

So- anyone who answers "YES" to the question: Do you STRONGLY prefer to date someone of your own skin color/racial background"--- I WILL think something is wrong with you.

I could see maybe if you had a slight unemotional upper handed preference for MAYBE someone of your racial background-- but STRONG? Yea. I'm not feeling it.

To be honest, the thoughts that come to my mind when someone of ANY race says 'yes' to that is close-minded or racist. That's just how I honestly feel.  That is of course, if and when no one decides to further elaborate on that question.

Sometimes Jews will use it and then say they said yes because of the whole "Jewish" thing.  Yet, Judaism is not limited to Skin color or race. So that irrelevant.  What's other people's excuse? Attraction? OH- don't get me started on that one.

Nonetheless-- you can say "yes" to that question all you want. And I can judge you for your answer all I want.  Unless you give a disclaimer that states, " Yes I tend to be attracted to/drawn or prefer my own, but that doesn't mean that's all I like"-- you ain't that cool in Ninony's book.

Edict #2
Thou shall NOT F*CK around with Ninony and thou will never be deemed suitable for her presence, company or good opinion if you have answered "Yes" to if you "strongly prefer to date someone of your race or skin color". That is wack and she is not down with that.

P.S. Everyone should add 'down with the brown' to their repertoire. Oh AND emphasis on dating---not preferential sexing.
That is all.

Ninony

Ninony's Edict # 1

Call me vain, conceited and slightly crazy but I think everyone who is a fan of hip hop/Soul/RnB/Rap that is a straight male should be by requirement attracted to Black/Latina women. Yes. I said it.

Edict:
My adoration and love of hip-hop/Soul/RnB/Rap cannot be legit or genuine if I am not attracted to Black/Latina women or find them beautiful.

Given that more than half of Hip-Hops's listeners are White Males--we better see some more crossing over.

That is All.

Ninony.

Honesty of the Day: White Guys and The Detached Dirty Deed?

This is my confessional, right? I'm the pinnacle example of sinners dying daily and saved by grace.

Okay, so it is. Then I must confess that I have something deeper than a "like" for white men. I don't want to say it's an obsession--not at all in all other aspects, but it's pretty damn close to some sexual addiction to them (some of them). Now, I am going to try to figure out why -- but first, let me come to terms why I think I struggle a bit with it.

I am a Black woman. I love anything and everything about my people, culture, and history. I am outspoken on any issues regarding race and African Americans. Furthermore, I dislike those so-called Black women IR proponents who encourage it for the sole reason of disliking/discounting Black men. Ideally, I think if you like something or someone, you should like it because you like it—not in reaction or retaliation to something. I feel like a lot of these Black women IR bloggers are 'uplifting or pushing White men' because they had negative experiences with Black men. A lot of them DON'T do that, but good amounts do. Also, I think it's silly that some paint white men as 'saviors' or box them as all rainbows and lollipops—they can equally be assholes too—like all men. Yet, something is wrong with me I think. I know in my mind I'm an equal opportunity dater and doer; AND I do find men from all races attractive....BUT.... I cannot get enough white d*ck..I think...

This is where it gets even more complicated—so I'll date anyone race wise, and in person on the street I definitely find Black men attractive, but if I were to put up some casual encounters ad, I almost 98% of the time would request a white guy. Meaning, I for some reason,I think I will only casually have sex with white men. For some reason, I can't meet Black men via the internet—they just aren't as attractive to me online. I'm really trying to figure this out ya'll. I know someone will come down on me and say self-hate and all sorts of BS—but it truly isn't that. I know that for sure, and ruled it out. I think I'm stuck in some odd recurring fantasy stemming from stereotypes of WHITE men.

Let me break it down: You know how some black females don't really find white men attractive (at least the ones I grew up with) and it's for reasons like, "Oh they aren't masculine enough, or they can't handle all this, or I'm pretty sure it's small… or ewww, it's pink." It was basically things that downplayed White men and cast them in the shadows of not being 'good enough or man enough to handle Black women'. For some reason, I think that's the allure that fuels my sexual desire for them. So when I get some white man that knows how to HANDLE all of this, or rather THINKS he can handle all this and meet the challenge---that gets me going, especially when he knows those stereotypes of White men not being able to satisfy a Black woman. But, that could also be in general what a lot of women find attractive in men; that dominance and knowledge of knowing what to do. Furthermore, I think another factor is me being a thick black girl. We all have this notion in our head that white men only want to go after those waif-thin, slender, minimal curves type women. Some of it's true, and some of it isn't. I get off and LOVE seeing examples contrary to that notion---i.e. White men loving my thick self—simply because in my sick mind it's like, "Uhmm yes. He loves ALL o' this AND some junk in the trunk, ok?" He clearly is a rebel going against what society tells him he SHOULD like and be attracted to. 

Perhaps that's it-- perhaps I LIKE the whole notion of going against convention. You see that white women are supposed to be desired by everyone ( or so that's what the media will tell you)-- the white woman is social/erotic capital-- you have her on your arm (in some people's minds) that is gold--that is your ticket you arrived. It's fucked up, but a reality for a lot. So if you have someone going with the 'opposite' or the ones at the perceived bottom of the totem pole, i.e. Black women, that is......that is someone saying f*ck what others think..this is what I like and find sexy... and THAT my friends.. is sexy.

Now it must be noted that I do not f*ck with white men who only like black women on the DL. That is an instant, and I mean INSTANT turn off. I rather go d*ckless and distraught then find some white men that only f*cks with Black women but doesn't see them as good enough to date or marry. There's ways of sniffing those types out. I'm even cautious with ones who tell me they've never been with a Black woman before. So on the other hand; I'm paranoid about White men too. I like em', like em, like em'---but then I'm so paranoid and skeptical about their intentions towards Black women and their attraction at times. The same goes with men and thick women (but I'll talk about that later).

So, it's a paradox. Here I am, this almost 'sista soulja/afrocentric o'fay d*ck lover'--- the irony and hypocrisy, right? What can I say? I'm a so wonderfully f*cked up human who drowns in this American process of racial socialization. But, it's not that I'm socially/racially aware and like white men. That's not weird, odd, or contradictory—I know plenty of other Black women like that. Those that fight for social justice and are conscious AND married to white men. No—I'm like a social Justice fighter, conscious, AND a slave to the white d*ck, and I'm a bit ashamed of it. Why is it I can only anonymously or casually f*ck white men, and hardly do that with non-white men, or better yet—black men? I don't know.. I don't know..

So—Relapse or Recovery? I need to figure out if this is indeed a f*cked up way of living and try to make my road to recovery. But I cannot lie, I may very well relapse into this same conundrum. I like the white d*ck. I said it, and admitted it---to if anyone, the internet community. Correction though—I like BIG white d*cks.

How does this then calculate into preference? If someone ask me if I have a racial preference, I ALWAYS say no. I think I need to separate it into components then. I will date anyone, regardless of race. I will ultimately have sex with anyone, regardless of race. I seem to clearly have a preference when it comes to meeting men online for the purposes of having sex or dating though—and that seems to be white men.

I guess it's "LOL :D, handle my black ass well hung white menz, kthnxbai" and ONLY on the internet.

I'm crazy, let's establish that.