So as you know, I love playing online..kinda.. I have this profile that I made on Okcupid and at first it was a straight up experimental one in which I figured I'd reveal the raw shea butter self of "Ninon"--which I then called 'Ninony'--- it was in part challenge and defiance to an OKCtrend blog that claimed your race affects your messages. So of course it was totally another standard "shit on the black woman" type post in which it said Black women get replied to the least.. No one writes to Black women..
So of course I wanted to counter that and see exactly what kind of profile would have the OPPOSITE results. Which ones would be absolute bait for the men of okCupid... Let's see.... Black female..on a site mostly for white people... tell me what type of shit will attract the main demographic group of males (White men) to MY profile or a black woman's profile. What mess will attract them like bees to honey? Oh, Bingo! One that shows me fogging their balls! Duh. So I had to put it to the test... well, and this is what I came up with: (One should note I have two other profiles on there in which one is my 'boring' regular/conventional self-- and another is a quasi white girl)
My Self Summary:
* Do NOT let that dot in the right corner discourage you-- I'm just taking my sweet time writing you sweethearts back AND mmk, I get messages that say people are intimidated by this profile--people..it's the internet..this is the last place to be scared (of a profile), just send me a message-what do you have to lose?*
Bonjour... mmm gitchi gitchi ya ya da da
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
I'm sure you know what it means.
Not to be vain, but I have a doll/baby face and a nice pair of knockers with a side order of some long legs coated all over with brown sugar. I am pretty much an amazon. Ask me why.
Want to know more, ask *smile*
*if you want my picture, you may ask me and we'll see if I give it to you-no guarantee. Hint though: I'm not just giving you my picture if you msg me asking for it before engaging in conversation with me*
AND I encourage you to IM and read the rest of this profile-- Yea.. and some of you won't be able to handle it.
I've been told that some people can't see my journal and that answers a lot of questions you all will have so HERE:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Ninony/journal
Note: I'm on here to swirl it up with those who are curioussss about THIS Black woman (not Black WOMEN). So you should know that I love some white men mmmmm.. they are my preference! lol
NOW- with that said, don't come at me with some racial mess about 'black women are like this... do this.. or that.. or f*ck better or suck d*ck better' WTF ever. Don't generalize all Black women- because you don't know NOR does any race have a monopoly on good sex and f*cking. But what you DO know--or can find out is how good and amazing THIS specific Black woman is : D .... in CERTAIN contexts that is.
Other than that-- I'm a pretty decent gal. I like to converse with different types of people, learn about the world. explore my life to the fullest and push boundaries.. I think there's a little substance to me yet..
You will soon realize I'm very sarcastic, humorous, funny, love to make jokes, get you confused, and leave you wondering..
Please know that I am cock-y BUT in a nice cute way...I really am sweet : )
What I'm doing with my life:
Actually this sums up what I'm doing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_vwQN6ntQw
Trying to get in where I fit in.
Watching every episode of South Park for the 3rd time.
Various things though-- like any productive or non-productive individual.
I'm trying to dispel the notion that it's a shame that youth is wasted on the young. I tell you, I'm going to utilize mine to the fullest extent... by making you break a sweat (mentally, emotionally..and if you are lucky physically).
I'm done studying in that well known black hole of academia-- you know, the one where many go in, and few come out. : O
Ok ok ok, here's the substance part-- you can ask me what I studied and researched to prove to you all I'm preparing for you pretentious bastards in DC.*Who, according to OKC, all are 'fun-loving Caucasian yuppie people who just moved to the area and are pursuing their masters while working for govt/non-profit/ insert other standard DC bullsh*t career/NGO field, all while loving to travel--and OF COURSE sharing their favorite Indie bands while they tell you their favorite street to hang out on in DC while eating their beloved favorite 'ethnic food' * Yes I will join your ranks.
I study Arabic, peasants:
اصاي من ال سودان من قبيلة البلانتا. انا طالبة في جاميعة ماري واشنطن حيتت ادرس الخغرفية ؤ الشؤان الدؤلية. انا اسافر إلئ الشرق الاسط.ما بعرف ما اقؤل......اكتبني من فضلك!
Yes yes yes! I'm back home! : D Who wants to be my friend? : P
I'm Really Good At
Doing you probably. No, really. I probably am. You are probably going to love it.
That probably means.. interracial sex and seducing you.
Making you love all o' this AND some ; P
Talking and holding conversations
Living sporadically and being eccentric
Relating to people.
Loosening tight asses up (figuratively, not literally..)...I know some of you FREAKS got excited there..lol
Getting you to dance sober.
Mocha Chocolata Ya Ya
Finding stray kittens and puppies.
Finding great dance spots and random adventures.
Intimidating people, well men in particular probably.
Surprisingly, cooking, but not baking.
Laughing and meeting people..and telling it like it is. Let me bring it.
Being a Girly Girl G.I. Jane.
Bitch, I'm an ENTP! Haven't you heard??
The First Things People Notice About Me:
Chest, Height, "mistaken- Ethiopian-ess" and that I don't give a fuck about _________. Or that I'm just too opinionated.
But I do have to listen to my mama and daddy (that's right, my father IS in the picture-stereotypes debunked...so behave).
Favorite Books, Movies, Shows, Music, and Food:
Food: All--except raw tomatoes
Movies: All--except sad tragedy types
Music: All except country- I love live music though-- it sets the mood and gets me going. A great way to meet people too.
Books: Yes- I like to read. Read Power by Gelb, and "Ninony's Guide to Pleasing Her", "Ninony's Guide to Cultivating Brown Sugar", "Ninony's Manual to Looking Fly and Sexy"-- yes I authored those.
No, I really didn't. That's sad that I have to put I didn't really write those books.
6 Things I could Never Do Without
*Good* Interracial Sex. You know, the way Lana from Archer likes it--"You know you have to be punished—so what you are going to do is walk into our video store and buy the nastiest barebackinest hard dickinest ball slappiest INTERRACIAL porno in there"-- Yep, I like it too... : D
Idiots
Porn studies.... Have to be honest
Ipod
My Camera
Eye liner and Red lipstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where to get my bras, Who potentially finds me attractive, flirting, Ceviche, Long Island Ice Teas, White guys, Tall women, Thick women. World domination, leather boots, scarves, squirting (female orgasms), dark chocolate, the island of Domenica, Why old men waste their time with me, Vida Valentine (Yes!), Eschatology, Greek mythology, and etymology, Who wants to take me to the Macombo lounge aka strip clubs? Why grown ass men are still taking pictures throwing up 'peace signs'--just stop. WHY Pinky XXX is quitting the business (WTH are we going to do now..there will be a BIG GAP to fill for THAT ass), Big/Tall men that ONLY like PETITE girls (disgusting), How I'm totally unconventionally beautiful. Does that need explaining? Because I will school you, if necessary.
How the men of today aren't like the men of yester-day.
Why people list "existentialism" to sound smart--because if they really cared about it they wouldn't list it, Why I'm such a great cow-girl, My curly hair, How I'm so darned cute, Moussaka, The Double Bass, U street, WHY every man on here is 5'8/ and then how the 6ft ones are off by 2 inches in the NEGATIVE direction. Don't get me wrong, nothing is wrong with 5'8 and above.
Why all the folks at "Plentyoffish" look like genuine inbreds and are from the country. Something is off with their picture uploader big time--or they are all simply missing a chromosome.
Damn, I hate these "liberals" and "gentrifiers" on OKC, they are the new 5.0 version of Bull-Shiddity.
On a Typical Friday Night I Am:
On the prowl :D
Trying to catch up with You!
Backing my derriere on your... oh wait, that's too freak nasty..
-- actually, I'm most likely running with friends or watching IFC or Wetv.. I know..
What can I say?
The Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit
My female G-spot works. Like a firehose.
I think George Clinton is my Godfather. Have you heard of the new thing called Plush Funk? It's smashing darling, SMASHING..simply smashing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBP5FuPHC4M
Vanessa Del Rio called me "mami chula" and some other things. Do you all know her?
I want to probably 'turn you out' into a freak. For those who don't know that phrase google it.
I want to get you addicted to Brown sugar and curves ; P
I'm a Black luscious woman and I like White men.
I like White men that like/ are attracted to Black women and aren't ashamed of it (meaning they don't care if their 'bros' know).
I have an unhealthy sexual appetite for White men and can't get enough of them and their packages.. mhm, and I'm so so so serious--and yes, MY friends know.
You know why? You really want to know why? If you never seen how the skin color contrasts against each other on contact-- then you won't get it.
and.....
This is a faux heaux 'freakum' profile, if you haven't gotten that.
*** The content of this profile is to make you laugh and entertain you..and AGAIN, I am real***
SO-- if you actually know me or know who this is, I GUESS you can send me a message scolding my behind..
And I fudged the age in my stats to throw people (ok, ok, my FRIENDS off) SO you should subtract 3 years from my age--
You should message me if:
You realized this profile has many layers to it; and you are one of the insightful ones that got past the first/surface layer.
You are a White man down with the swirl aka down with the brown. I lust for White Men, what can I say. And if you have a story or concern/question dealing with Black women : D
You want to meet a fly ENTP female.
I like other men too, but I want to use this profile for white men.
You clearly aren't afraid of a girl with a strong drive for what she wants and chooses to ignore subtlety and gets straight to the point. I'm pretty strong minded and if you want to talk and debate, right here!
Right now I have a penchant for young coming of age white youth with mid-high experience, lawyers, jocks/athletes, IT guys and your ultra political tools ..OK- I won't even lie anymore, bros, lax guys, preps..yep preps, and the Republicans that encompass them-- I want to corrupt and ravishhhhhh you..if you aren't already f.r.e.a.k.s! Come message me! (take this lightly)
You are attractive (as in kinda hot or more with a good build), like curves (when I say curves, I mean more like hourglass figure, hips, small waist, thighs and boobs because don't expect a huge ass here), the 'ebony-ness' and pleaseeee don't bother if you are literally over 34 --unless you are a SUPER hot DILF.
You believe my profile is for real for one, and YES it is real, or rather *I* am real lol.. but.know that I say these things in good humor!
Furthermore--- fun, energetic, and humorous. I'm a clever one myself, so I'd like to see the same.. and let me just admit I'm fiesty ...if I weren't I couldn't have written this profile Yep.... so let's hang out and be friends!
Alrighty-- that was the profile.. I'll continue this post.. the scary thing is.. my profile then became REAL.
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